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Too much of anything is bad but too much good whiskey is barely enough Give an Irishman lager for a month and hes a dead man. Each of us has meaning and we bring it to life.

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But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.

. Whiskey is an old friend that comes around every now and then. And yes whiskey is cool. Sep 16 2013 - Whisky humor.

Thanks but if twelve wont get the taste out of my mouth I dont think thirteen will Read More. Dont let the patriarchy influence you. A while later a women who was standing nearby comes to him and asks sir are you allright.

The fish said Allright then when youre urinating it will be pure whiskey So Glen sat there and wonder can this really be. The robot then pours his whisky and proceeds to talk to the man about the space time continuum time travel and the multiverse. Never delay kissing a pretty girl or opening a bottle of whiskey Mark Twain Universal Images GroupGetty Images Too much of anything is bad but too much good whiskey is barely enough.

I like to have a Martini two at the very most after three Im under the table after four Im under my host. But drinking it doesnt make you cooler or more awesome than someone who drinks wine or beer or yes even vodka. Ah but sister said the shopkeeper.

I exercise strong self-control I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. It is a waste to be asking the question when you are the answer Love. The bartenders asks Whats wrong this time.

The man says 150. I cant be selling such evil liquids to you now you being a. Funny Bagel Puns and Jokes A man is standing on the bow of the Titanic as it is sinking holding a glass of whiskey.

See more ideas about whisky whiskey quotes humor. Life has no meaning. Gin is the subject of some very good jokes quotes one-liners and puns.

A nun walks into an off-licence liquor store for you muricans Id like a large bottle of your best Irish whiskey if you please she says to the man behind the counter. The barman cant help but ask whats all the whisky for son so the guy with his head on the bar looks up weakly and says my first blowjob. Really want this shirt to wear to weekend brunch.

An Irishman is lined with copper and the beer corrodes it. The bartender asks Whats the matter The man says I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey. Glen took a glass and urinate in it.

I asked for ice but this is ridiculous. The robot then says Whats your IQ. The barman cracks a huge smile pours another whisky slides it over the bar and says this ones on me son.

My room is a grave yard of whisky bottles in a swamp of stale beer cigar ashes and dick jokes Vincent Brooks. After an hour of steady drinking he leans over and says to the young man next to him I bet you 20 bucks I can bite my eye Obviously this is impossible and seeing an opportunity to take an easy 20 off a drunk the young man says Okay. Gin jokes one-liners quotes and puns.

Shes not like other girls because she drinks whiskey. Weve gathered the best ones here - theyre the perfect tonic for any gin lover. The man finishes his drink and leaves the bar.

I saw you drinking your own piss. It was pure pure whiskey. There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey.

The robot says Whats your drink. No said Glen its whiskey. The man replies Whisky.

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